Facebook is made up of these types of people:
1.
People who get really angry when other people
don’t agree with their views, and then proceed to call them assholes via their
status thinking said “crazy person with a different opinion” cares. They then pat themselves on the back for being
superior.
2.
People who use Facebook to spread the latest
chain letter, without looking it up to see if anything in it is true. After all, everything you read on the Internet
is true, right? They then feel a sense of self-righteousness for spreading “the
truth” and pat themselves on the back for being superior.
3.
People who go out of their way to post that the
people in type No. 2 are wrong, adding a Snopes link along the way. They then
go back to their page with a smug feeling and pat themselves on the back for
being superior.
4.
People who feel the need to correct other people’s
grammar in posts, even though their own grammar can sometimes be horrendous.
They then pat themselves on the back for making someone else feel like crap and
for being superior.
5.
People who are constantly threatening to delete
friends who have extreme views, but who can’t seem to push that unfriend button
because the thought of having less than 876 friends makes them almost suicidal.
They then pat themselves on the back for having so many friends and being more
superior than all of them.
6.
Social media gurus. People who think they know
everything and anything about social media and belittle people for not using
Instagram for their photos, Twitter for their game updates, and Pinterest to
share their recipes. How dare they use Facebook to talk about the Emmys! They
then pat themselves on the back for being superior.
7.
Actual superior people.
Now I must get back to feeling superior.
